Pain.

Hooray.

Maybe, just maybe, I'll learn whatever lesson it is I am supposed to from this...shall we say...proverbial Hell and I will wake up tomorrow a new man!

Or maybe as a rutabaga plant!

I would take being a rutabaga over me anyday.

At least rutabagas are not known to offend people, hurt their feelings, be rude to them, be in any real substantial relationship and in general have a great non-nerve and non-feeling time!

Hooray!