I would like to thank my favorite dentist for sending me this painfully funny summary about the formula used in writing House episodes:


http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode

If I see another advertisement for the movie 'Sorority Row' I'm going to have a freaking aneurysm.

"Rocket shuttered screamed and then fell away
Lift this juggernaut into the sky
Radio waves in the frozen night
Spelling "I miss you""

So apparently holding your breath for something that isn't likely to happen...is in fact a bad idea.

Who knew?

...my cat just walked up to me and hit my nose with his.

What sly cat behavior is this?

Also...I hate hospitals, insurance companies and doctors.

I do like rain, clouds and hugs.

Granted none of this makes sense when you blend it together into one topic...but the thought counts. What it counts as I have no flipping idea...but the numbers are going and someone needs to be jotting them down.

Hey you!

Are you keeping track of them?!?

How is Dane Cook considered to be funny?

I've seen car wrecks that contain more unintentional humor then I've ever seen him posses.

My math is spotty but I've crunched the numbers...the odds of any of this working out is astronomical...we shouldn't be...knowing one another...being able to exist...people overcoming selfishness long enough to do good and create...but the beauty is perhaps in how in the daily actions the impossible is overcome.

How often it is challenged and defeated.

That perhaps is a miracle.

Maybe the miracle we've been looking for.

"Everything is dying and we want something more."

"Ignoring you, I dance, oh I do,
Through magnificent realms, quite divine,
Stopping to see my face smiling at me,
For this is my life and my time,
What an arduous task, it proves such a feat to be only one of a kind,
Through the scenery slips through the spaces we meet,
Press forward and leave me behind,
What a child you are, for you look just like me,
Looking out for number one, I'm all that I have and all that I see,
Saved by the grace of the Son,
So shall we deny?
And rot as we die?
As I write a book about me,
My noble wealth of serving myself,
I am so selfish it's funny."